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Kitten meows are the cutest sounds in all of nature. High-pitched, squeaky, and full of mischief, it's a sound that no cat lover could ever deny, because it's so simply pure that it tickles the happy senses of even the grumpiest of hoomans. That said, kittens may be mischievous little creatures—attacking our ankles and biting our wrists—but the helpless call of a baby cat can never be ignored. 

The heroic hooman in this next story had their eye on the weather the week they were called at home by the Cat Distribution System. After weeks of heat waves and cataclysmic storms, the street was distraught with chaos. Downed power lines, fallen tree branches, and a tidal wave of tumultuous debris left their yard looking more like a scene from Twister than a well-kept garden. But amidst the rubble and through the whipping winds of the hot storm, they heard the faint sounds of a kitten cry, drawing them in like a homing beacon. Alas, beneath the trash and the stormy debris, they found a lost kitten in desperate need of a helping paw. 

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Summer is in full swing now and that means prepare for heatwaves. They keep getting hotter and hotter every year and they're not going to stop heating up. That means it is our duty, humans with a conscience, to help innocent creatures in need who are not and do not know how to prepare for this kind of extreme weather. You can see an example of this here, with this woman coming to the aid of an itty bitty kitty. 

It was almost 100 degrees Fahrenheit where she lived and this very small cat was all on her own. The poor baby was looking rough, too, with her eyes almost swollen shut. When she first approached, the kitten was extra spicy, hissing and swatting. But the woman persisted! 

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You thought you were in charge of your home decor. But then came the tiny, fluffy interior designer with claws and very strong opinions. Yes, we're talking about cats and their lifelong mission to turn your furniture into modern art… one scratch at a time.

Your new couch? It's not furniture. It's a scratching post with extra steps. That vintage armchair? Apparently the perfect canvas for "abstract clawpressionism." And let's not even talk about the curtains. Those are now a vertical racetrack for your feline's 3 a.m. zoomie marathons.

Of course, they look innocent. Perched proudly atop their latest shredded masterpiece, tails twitching like little metronomes of mischief. You scold them and they blink slowly. You redirect them to their scratching post and they scoff, then go right back to the ottoman.

Still, we forgive them. Every. Time. Because for every clawed cushion, there's a purr, a head boop, and the undeniable truth that you live in their house now.

Moral of the story? If you can't beat 'em, just embrace the furniture destruction. It's not ruined, it's refurbished.

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Cats, not all too often known for their kindness, are actually an abundant source of positivity. That is when they want to be. You see, much like in a 'complicated' relationship, cats spend most of their time being mean, vindictive and simply clawminal. But when they see that they, amongst the many other things in the world, have broken you, then they release their kindness and boy oh boy do they have a lot of it.

And while this bombardment of love does heal your soul and set you up for another day, it is inevitably a part of the feline cycle that will restart itself soon after. Leaving you to start the process of losing your mind all over again. But thankfully, uplifting cat memes exist, and they will not come for you are five in the morning to attack your feet in order to get a feed. So we invite you to relax and absorb some of that sweet cat comfort from this list.

Being a cat in a cat's world is no walk in the park - it's a daily drama.

There's tragedy: the sunbeam moved just as you got comfy. There's betrayal: the hooman dared to close the bathroom door. There's confusion: why is the food bowl only 87% full? That's starvation. And don't even get us started on the horror of the weekly vacuum cleaning sessions. It's tough out there for a fluffy drama queen. The dog's breathing too loud, the toddler won't stop looking at them the wrong way, and someone left one item out of place, meaning it must now be knocked to the floor - for justice.

Cats live in a constant soap opera of their own making, and honestly, we love that. All this daily drama? Prime cat meme material. No wonder cat memes basically rule the internet. They're relatable, ridiculous, and oh-so-purrfectly over-the-top. So join us as we step into the dramatic lives of our feline overlords, where every nap is sacred, every meow is meaningful, and every cat meme is pawdorable.

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We're going to add to the chorus of people on the internet who say that it's easier to raise two kittens than one. It really is. Our first kitten, we raised them alone. It was a nightmare. They terrorized us at night and slept all day (despite us trying to play with them as much as possible during the day and before bed). Once they became an adult, they calmed down, but let's just say we were sleep-deprived for about two years. 

Our second time around, we got two kittens. They played with each other all day and we slept like babies for their whole kittenhood. So, if you're like the feline fan in this post below, we advise you to take in a second one with your first. They rescued a newborn kitten on a walk one day, then went back 3 weeks later and found her brother! They decided to keep them both and raise them as a bonded pair. It's purrfectly heartwarming and beyond adorable!

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Part of looking for your life-long partner, as a cat owner, is looking for someone who accepts cats. That sounds simple, right? It should be. But that is not always the case. Some people think that they won't have a problem with your cats and then they do, and that's upsetting, but it does happen. Because sometimes, people who have never had cats don't understand cats. And sometimes, people try getting along with cats and fail. Maybe that one is the worst option, because you know they tried, genuinely, and now, you're in a "it's me or the cat" situation that you never intended to be in. 

Today's story is pretty much that last one. The man here doesn't have to say "it's me or the cat" for that to be the came. He's clearly unable to deal with the idea of cats or cat fur, and he's really letting it affect his relationship. It looks like the woman here is going to make the right choice though. At least we hope so. 

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